Offtopic: Funniest Joke!

timeoff, people! funny joke here ))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it?

Jsais pas si t'as remarqué, mais t'es le seul ici à parler anglais sur ce forum...

Deuxièmement, jokes vulgaires ca va au poubelle.

toutefois, chapeau t'as trouvé le bon forum pour poster ta joke, comment t'as fais?

Troisièment, on va se présenter avant de faire quoi que ce soit.

If you don't understand me, well you should, because this is your only chance not to get booted up out of this forum. Try to understand just as you found the right topic, you should be ok, unless don't come back.
These are french lands. We, french speakers, are proud to speak french, and we won't bow to this english nation, arisen from the sunset and the moonlight, because these english are not from our land, and don't speak our language. Now speak properly, or we will throw you stones!

(heu, je redis pu ca! j'ai dormi 4 heures aujourd'hui vous l'avez sûrement remarqué!)

from a somewhat great distance we will throw the stones, but our fury will power us!! heum heum quelques fautes d'anglais comme booted up....but really, speak french and be accepted...

hehe bref, verrouillons cela!